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Off Topic / Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
« Last post by Tumbleweed on February 17, 2014, 07:45:29 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo

Makin' your way in Blockland today takes everything you've got.
Takin' a break from all the servers, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to knife away?

All those nights, when you've got no net, your phone is out of charge.
And your little laptop, is dangling by its cartr(idge).
And your 3rd TV broke long ago.

Sometimes you want to go where all the blockheads go to play!
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be, where you can knife, where all your glitches are the same.
 You want to be, where everyone knows your username.

Keyboard is lead, Mr. Trackpad is dead, your computer's looking bright.
You're technician ran off to Europe and didn't even write.
And your ping wants to be 5K.

Be glad there's a server in the world where everybody knows your username.
And they're always glad you came.
You want to go, where Blockheads know, knifers are all the same.
You want to go, where everyone knows your username.

Where everyone knows your username, and they're always typing good game.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is very rife.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is are very rife.
*Where everyone can go and knife...*
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General Discussion / Re: Knifing Pet Peeve
« Last post by xi on February 15, 2014, 02:10:35 pm »
testify brother
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Suggestions / Create a ghost knife
« Last post by Broken on February 13, 2014, 05:58:01 pm »
A ghost knife would be cool. :3
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Off Topic / Re: Make a Parody about Knifing!
« Last post by Wrapperup on February 02, 2014, 03:44:49 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATDc4WbFf0

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her Knife and her
Blade in the shape of an "I" on her Knife

Well the years start leveling and they don't stop gaining
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground, in an explosion
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets aggro but your head gets blocky
So much to do so much to kill
So what's wrong with taking the back knifing servers
You'll never know if you don't level
You'll never shine if you don't score

Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the, flow...

It's a cool place and they say it gets cooler
You're bundled up now but wait 'till you get leveled
But the level men beg to differ
Judging by the stab in the knife picture

The grapple we fly with is getting pretty slim
The floor getting warm so you might as well die
My map's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...

Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...

Somebody once asked, "could I spare some change for levels
I need to get myself away from this map"
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little leveling myself
And we could all use a little change.

Well the years start leveling and they don't stop gaining
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground, in an explosion
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets aggro but your head gets blocky
So much to do so much to kill
So what's wrong with taking the back knifing servers
You'll never know if you don't level
You'll never shine if you don't score

Hey now you're an Knife Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Knife Star, get the show on get laid
(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the flow...

(And all that glitters is blood)
Only knifing pro's break the, flow...
                          -Shrek: Theme song
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Off Topic / Make a Parody about Knifing!
« Last post by Big Steve on January 30, 2014, 03:50:05 pm »
The Challenge:

I challenge you. Yes, YOU! No, not "You" the player, I'm talking about you. I challenge you to take any song and turn it in to a parody about knifing. Or if you're feeling ambitious, write your own!

I'm mainly making this topic to share my own. A couple of you may have seen it, but I still think it's hilarious. So here it is, prepare yourself.





"Grapple Knife"
Parody of the Pokemon Theme



Maybe it would help to follow along?




I want to be the very best,
Like iBlok always was.
To knife them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across Blockland,
Searching far and wide.
Teach Blocklanders to understand,
Where all the fun resides.

Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
It's you and me... I know you don't have the speed!

Grapple Knife! Ohh, you're my best friend, should we fight? Well it depends.

Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
Restart anew, so that I can punish you...

...For killing me in that last round,
Grapple Knife!

Gotta knife them all!
Gotta knife them all!

Yeah

Every knifer along the way,
With tryhard I will face.
I will battle every day,
To claim my rightful place.

Knife with me, let's one v one,
Green is the best team.
Knife in hand, I'll win the fight,
It's always been a need.

Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
It's you and me... I know you don't have the speed!

Grapple Knife! Ohh, you're my best friend, should we fight? Well it depends.

Grapple Knife! (Gotta knife them all!)
Restart anew, so that I can punish you...

...For killing me in that last round,
(Grapple Knife!)
Gotta knife them all!
(Gotta knife them all!)
...Gotta knife them all...



Well, it wasn't too bad; I thought it turned out pretty well!
I wasn't really sure who to put as "The very best, like no one ever was." I was deciding between iBlok and Dalton, since those are two great knifers that have two syllables.
But the problem was, I've never seen Dalton play before, I've just heard he's one of the best. As for iBlok, I've rarely seen him try. Not worth over-thinking though.


But now, it's your turn. Go for it!

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News & Announcements / Re: PROJECT HUB
« Last post by Wrapperup on January 29, 2014, 06:16:56 pm »
A reminder:
Colors will determine who is doing it:

I am RED
Cat123 is GREEN
Undecided is WHITE.
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News & Announcements / PROJECT HUB
« Last post by Sanctus Rem on January 29, 2014, 05:48:46 pm »
These are the tasks we need to complete still.
1.Buttons that open up a webpage in your browser upon being clicked
2.News feed and map donation feed
3.working chat that can be accessed even while off the server
4.system that determines the player who killed the most players at the end of each day
5.system that determines the player who has the highest level at the end of each week
6.system that allows players to vote in a poll and shows a 24/7 live updated chart made of progress bars that show what the votes look like and let players see which ones are winning
7.everything else that makes a GUI work. We need multiple pages (which I will draw and design for you) and we need working buttons that glow when the mouse goes over them (I've already made glowing versions of the buttons, so you can just make the image swap when you mouseover.)
8.We need a system that shows what knives you have and the ones you don't will be black silhouettes. Needs to be easily updated as Season 2 is coming up and knives will change.
9. We also need an in-GUI shop for buying the Season 2 Knives. We want to allow players to equip their knives in the GUI as well as being able to equip them by a command. Once they
buy it in the GUI, it needs to be stored inside their knives list, which they view by typing /knife.

Please be as discreet as possible when asking questions and replying as REGULAR PLAYERS can see this post! Don't give it away to them or post pictures, please. Project HUB is still classified.


FAQ:
Q:Will this off server chat allow players to chat into the server without being there?
A:No. They can only chat in the GUI chat.

Q:Having chat being accessed while out of the game is abusive!
A:No it's not. There is a difference between Server and GUI chat. They can only access the chat going on in the GUI, not the ingame server chat.
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great to see the server back up!  :D
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This is what we have planned for the next update:

+Implement Cromedome's new HUD                                                                         [100% DONE]
+Possibly Implement new Score to EXP Conversion Tool                           [30% DONE] - Working on Script
+Implement Music (Finally)                                                                                             Not Happening. Music is too HD and large.
+Implement New WIP Badge System                                                                        [00% DONE] - Need to create badge bitmap images, create script, test
+Implement New Chat Mod making Communication Cleaner                 [70% DONE] - Need to add a few features and test
+Implement New "Server News" Mod                                                                        [30% DONE] - Basic idea made, need to script and test


If you have any questions whatsoever, contact Cromedome on Blockland or you can contact me at 47sanctus@gmail.com.
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General Discussion / Re: Knifing Pet Peeve
« Last post by DanteKO on January 25, 2014, 05:16:40 pm »
preach it
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