Assembly of Knifing Elites

Makin' your way in Blockland today takes everything you've got.
Takin' a break from all the servers, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to knife away?

All those nights, when you've got no net, your phone is out of charge.
And your little laptop, is dangling by its cartr(idge).
And your 3rd TV broke long ago.

Sometimes you want to go where all the blockheads go to play!
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be, where you can knife, where all your glitches are the same.
 You want to be, where everyone knows your username.

Keyboard is lead, Mr. Trackpad is dead, your computer's looking bright.
You're technician ran off to Europe and didn't even write.
And your ping wants to be 5K.

Be glad there's a server in the world where everybody knows your username.
And they're always glad you came.
You want to go, where Blockheads know, knifers are all the same.
You want to go, where everyone knows your username.

Where everyone knows your username, and they're always typing good game.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is very rife.
Where everyone can go and knife, and honor is are very rife.
*Where everyone can go and knife...*